The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
                                It won..
                The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
                        That he entered it in the
                     Race Again, and it won again...

                          The local paper read:

                                PASTOR'S
                             ASS OUT FRONT.

                 The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
                        Publicity that he ordered
                                   The
             Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

                   The next day, the local paper headline
                                  Read:

                                 BISHOP
                                SCRATCHES
                                PASTOR'S
                                  ASS.

                  This was too much for the bishop, so he
                        Ordered the pastor to get
                                   Rid
                             Of the donkey.


                The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
                             Nearby convent.

               The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
                         The following headline
                                   The
                                Next day:

                        NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

                           The bishop fainted.

                He informed the nun that she would have to
                      Get rid of the donkey, so she
                        Sold it to a farmer for $10.

                        The next day the paper read:

                                    NUN
                           SELLS ASS FOR $10.

                  This was too much for the bishop, so he
                       Ordered the nun to buy back
                                   The
           Donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
                                 Wild..
                     The next day the headlines read:

                 NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

                    The bishop was buried the next day.
                  The moral of the story is . .... Being
                     Concerned about public opinion
                 Can bring you much grief and misery . .
                         Even shorten your life.


                      So be yourself and enjoy life.

                Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
                         You'll be a lot happier
                                   And
                              Live longer!