The Flat Tire!

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my
car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of
the car and open the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them
at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look
so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats
exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the
approaching drivers.

But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my
lifelike men.

And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is
tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long
before a state trooper pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me.
I could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

'Well, what the world are those obscene cardboard men
doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,

'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'